because, im no longer 16 but these remain hilarious

  • 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
  • aw he said it and meant it, but didnt mean to care for what it actually means to say it
  • 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
    no.
  • 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
    writing an essay and i really care about my argument, thats when
  • 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
    I do, society can go fuck themselves for being unhappy
  • 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
    no. coz im not dating anyone
  • 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
    nup.
  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    some black dress, my suede sandals and a blue old shirt
  • 8. How often do you listen to music?
    errrrrrrrday. 
  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    sweats haha
  • 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
    yes, going to india
  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    social as social can be
  • 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
    Yes. 
  • 13. What about ‘R’?
    My first boyfriend’s name 
  • 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
    nup, auto for life
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    If I cared I’d be forever annoyed. 
  • 16. Are you going out of town soon?
    im in town
  • 17. When was the last time you cried?
  • Like a week ago or so. 
  • 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
    Yes, it sucked
  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    i like my eyes
  • 20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
    i did but he’s a selfish prick.
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    its boring
  • 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
     mmm, i guess?
  • 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
    Nope. she wishes
  • 24. What are you sitting on right now?
    A chair. 
  • 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
    i dont think so
  • 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
    REALLY? THIS QUESTION, REALLY? HAHA i think we all HAVE
  • 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    mother
  • 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
    not this year
  • 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
    Its a dress and its from cotton on i think 
  • 30. Does anyone hate you?
    Haters gonna hate. 
  • 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
    Nope.
  • 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
    I hate it. 
  • 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
    already is buddy
  • 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
    2002 maybe?
  • 35. Did you have a dream last night?
    We dream every night, I just can’t remember. 
  • 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
    two thursdays ago. 
  • 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
    Hopefully, and he’ll give me beautiful babies in all shapes and sizes
  • 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
    he does, but hes trying to forget he does
  • 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
    hopefully not
  • 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
    i did actually, i had a busy day at work went and had beers in the park with benita and romy then went home
  • 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
    Nope just got out of one, but was still a thing to someone
  • 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
    yes, sashyyy
  • 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
    yes
  • 44. What’s the best part about school?
    Im at university now so learning about things that matter by people who care
  • 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
    too many. 
  • 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
    I am not even in school anymore. 
  • 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
    over and over again. 
  • 48. Were you single over the last summer?
    Kinda. 
  • 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
    Not even close. but thats a good thing
  • 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
    Nothing. i finished work already
  • 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
    no, dylan is a sweetheart
  • 52. Are you nice to everyone?
    yes
  • 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
    HA. yes
  • 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
    i tried it worked so yes (surprisingly)
  • 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    nup

    56. Do you think you like someone?
    im saying no. i did
  • .57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘G’?
  • i dont think so.
  • 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    Boys but i have more girls
  • 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
    A few of them. 
  • 60. Do you hate anyone?
    mmm, not really
  • 61. How’s your heart?
    In my chest, going for its life.
  • 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
    a few things
  • 63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
    Yes I have. im still embarrassed
  • 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
    Some dumb bitch. 
  • 65. Are your toenails painted pink?
    no.
  • 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
    probably. 
  • 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
    after seeing a grown man weep, no i dont. 
  • 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
    no
  • 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
    my boss paul. 
  • 70. How do you look right now?
    Like crap. 
  • 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
    my girls, benita and sam :)
  • 72. Can you commit to one person?
    Yes. 
  • 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
    Yes. 
  • 74. Have you ever felt replaced?
    eh yes, but it happens
  • 75. Did you wake up cranky?
    no i woke up panicked coz i was late
  • 76. Are you a jealous person?
    no
  • 77. Are relationships ever worth it?
    if youre willing to get hurt 
  • 78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
    i gave up on a girl and a boy and theyre friends and they’re given up on by ME
  • 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
    no
  • 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
     ABORIGINAL ART ESSAY
  • 81. Last person you cried in front of?
    Meredith Grey
  • 82. Is there someone you will never forget?
    There’s a few people. 
  • 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
    He’s the person who hurts me the most. 
  • 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
    Having lots of sex. amen 
  • 85. Are you over your past?
    yes, its just going to haunt you
  • 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
    yes he became my first love.
  • 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
    Mhm. 
  • 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
    i say no, because HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT 
  • 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
    nope. see above
  • 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
    Ugh, yes. 
  • 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
    no i will be in india, having sex with english and french dudes UH HUH!
  • 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
    my big love of my life, cant live without you, asshole exboyfriend.
  • 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
    yes 
  • 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
    Nope. it was going bad
  • 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
    Extremely happy. 
  • 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
    Gorgeous. 
  • 97. Who do you have texts from?
    PEOPLE
  • 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
    i would say fucking ay, goodluck to the poor thing
  • 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    Yes. 
  • 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
    neety poo
  • 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
    yes 
  • 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
    a few men, but they were a little bit gorgeous and fearless 

this is not here to appease you,
entertain those bodily functions
or reflect on modern day 21st century society
its just here the same way i came about
(out of boredom), i hope it will suffice.

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